May 23, 2013 • 234,486 notes • shadzu

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

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May 23, 2013 • 195,198 notes • thebadwolf

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

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May 23, 2013 • 69,979 notes • elkane
a-n-g-e-l-d-e-l-i-g-h-t: elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools. mind blown

a-n-g-e-l-d-e-l-i-g-h-t:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

mind blown

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May 23, 2013 • 475 notes • getoutoftherecat
getoutoftherecat: A+ for effort, cat, but no.

getoutoftherecat:

A+ for effort, cat, but no.

May 22, 2013 • 796 notes • basecoat-topcoat

basecoat-topcoat:

BLACK OPAL in BLUE/GREEN -  #4 in get stoned series part 2

I used my new green foil (#1) from the Born Pretty Store as my inspiration and as the base layer for this design! Foils are perfect for creating an opal look!

Love & Beauty - sky blue, O.P.I. - austin-tacious texas, Sinful Colors - innocent, Sally Hansen - mint sorbet, Revlon - mysterious, Milani - art deco  blue, Love & Beauty - lime, L.A. Flare - twinkling, Sally Hansen - white on, Sally Hansen - celeb city, O.P.I. - ogre-the-top blue, small silver hex glitter, silver nail art beads, green nail art foil.

You can check out the foils here —> http://www.bornprettystore.com/dazzling-starry-mixed-metals-nail-roll-foils-glitter-transfer-stickers-paper-deco-p-5361.html

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May 22, 2013 • 93 notes • utc-5

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May 22, 2013 • 167,513 notes • theywillneverfindmy

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May 22, 2013 • 90,863 notes • tennants-companion

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

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May 22, 2013 • 231,822 notes • niknak79
notyouraveragepornblog: dan-and-phil-are-amazing: randomrumiel: niknak79: I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university. They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them  reblogging again IT GOT BETTER

notyouraveragepornblog:

dan-and-phil-are-amazing:

randomrumiel:

niknak79:

I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.

They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them 

reblogging again

IT GOT BETTER

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May 22, 2013 • 111,173 notes • renlysmargaery

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

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#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

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